My husband is a self proclaimed food snob, which I love. I embrace his food snobiness and appreciate the fact that he doesn't want me to ever compromise on the quality of what we eat. I just wanted to illustrate his disdain for what he considers to be poor quality food with this conversation he and I had shortly after the Tiger Woods scandal hit the airwaves:Me: Can you believe the mess Tiger Woods has gotten himself in?
John: No, that's crazy.
Me: I can't imagine how bad his wife must feel. She's this beautiful model and he's been sleeping with girls who are not as attractive as she is. I mean he's been sleeping with the most random people including prostitutes and I even heard one of his mistresses was a waitress he met at IHOP. His wife has got to be asking "why?" And all these girls are trying to cash in their "celebrity" now.
John: He was sleeping with an IHOP waitress?
Me: That's what I heard.
John: (Shakes his head head in disbelief)
Me: You know, I just don't get it. If he's going to cheat, why would he pick people who are gold diggers? Why sleep with people who have a financial motivation to expose your indiscretions?
John: (Still shaking his head in disbelief) Why would you ever eat at IHOP?
Why indeed? Love that man of mine :)
6 comments:
Awesome.
It's like cheating while on a diet! Why cheat with a cheese stick when you can have FONDUE!
Like you, I am so disgusted with Tiger. It's one thing to cheat with one woman. It's another to have 10+ woman and recorded conversations saying, "Erase this cuz my wife is snooping around." I think he is sad he was caught more than what this has done to his beautiful wife and family.
Go IHOP
haha, oh John. Yeah, IHOP (they should change it to iHop haha...um, I digress) leaves a LOT to be desired...like throwing up and getting some real food.
You only eat at IHOP when it's your autistic- and therefore, EXTREMELY picky- son's birthday. My son told me that when he is a dad, they will eat at IHOP every night. My poor, poor grandchildren.
That is hilarious!
Your husband just put it into perspective! That's awesome!!!
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